Why Is This Motel Banning Vegans on Valentine’s Day?

Everything is better vegan, but the sex – oh, the sex – is like the vegan icing on a hot, steamy piece of thick cake. Nevertheless, vegans knocking boots may rub some up the wrong way. In a new satirical video from creative ad agency the community, “journalist” Lina Rode finds out why a motel is taking action against vegans’ extracurricular activities.

It’s no secret that the cholesterol in meat, eggs, and dairy contributes to hardening of the arteries and can slow the flow of blood to all the body’s organs, not just the heart. Consuming animal flesh has also been conclusively linked to heart disease, strokes, diabetes, obesity, and cancer.

Vegans, on average, are healthier than their meat-eating counterparts. The US Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics states that vegans have lower rates of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, and cancer. And Harvard Medical School suggests that along with eating more fruits and vegetables, slimming down and maintaining a healthy weight can also help curb erectile dysfunction.

Besides improving performance, going vegan improves one’s attractiveness as well. There’s nothing sexy about someone who turns a blind eye to the daily suffering of the billions of thinking, sensitive animals who are raised and killed for food each year. It’s nice to snuggle up with someone who’s passionate and compassionate.

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